AT SHUL

The glamour girl on the other side
Of the mehitzah is wearing red heels
And smiling at me as she sings,

Singing at me as she smiles,
Throaty Biblical Hebrew
In her unmarried voice.

I am so horny, Most High Monarch,
God of Moshe, Abraham, Issac,
But also blood soaked Ariel Sharon.

I so wish I'd become a corporate lawyer,
An eminent surgeon at an esteemed hospital.
I might've been selected by a princess