The game is fair play
But sometimes we run out of fun.
“It’s just a game,” they say.
Some games are more than we bargained for.
I shy away from games like a poorly-trained horse.
A poorly-trained horse shies away from me.
A poorly-trained horse is shy.
And who can blame it
For hiding behind its mother’s
Skirts, or skulking on the outskirts
Probably wearing a beard?
And the machines play on.
But I showed up anyway, dressed in blue.
Some games are more than we bargained for.
Skulking in corners, probably wearing a beard?
As for the machines how come they couldn’t
Stick with rakes? They were a lot more fun,
And a lot quieter. Be fun, be gun. The guns have begun.
Actually, they’ve been gunning
For a long time. What or who in the world
Can make them stop? As I was blue and
The robots were here to stay, I declined to rsvp,
But I showed up anyway, dressed in blue.
Professor Slobberdash was not amused.
Ian Ganassi