kiss my muse the artist says
dropping a mannequin into my lap

kiss my muse the doctor says
releasing a skeleton in my bed

kiss my muse the computer man says
shoving an apple into my mouth

it could have been worse
a monkey wrench lin my brain
a keyboard in my skull
a rattler in my boots

kiss my muse the dentist says
driving a needle into my wisdoms

there are so many bad kissers out there